Minimum Wage

In Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 2, Chatot is an ungrateful son of a bitch. Even after you GRADUATE from the guild AND save the world TWICE, you STILL have to fork over 90% percent of your earnings to the freaking guild. Heck, lets face it, the guild would be NOWHERE without you! Which is why they probably leech off of your own earnings in the first place. I mean what's the point? The game waves all this money in front of your face that you think that you could eventually earn that much only to find out that you'll never get it!! What? Is saving the world from immenent doom twice not GOOD enough for you Chatot? Sure you saved my ass once, but that's NOTHING compared to what I had to go through for you AND the guild! YOU DIRTY, GREEDY, UNAPPRECIATIVE, SELFISH, PIDGEON!!! And NOBODY TELLS ME THAT I CAN'T EAT DINNER JUST BECAUSE SOME BIRD WON'T LET ME SPEAK FOR FIVE FUCKING SECONDS!!!!

I'm sorry to everyone who's a Chatot fan. It's just the particular Chatot in the guild that I hate.
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